She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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