I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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