I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
where are you?
Hypothermia
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Randomize
