Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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