this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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