i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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