i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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