Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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