my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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