their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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