I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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