you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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