Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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