I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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