I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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