Sacagawea was the original milf.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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