NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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