Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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