They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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