hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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