My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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