Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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