think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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