Quick, to the slutcave!
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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