PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
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