We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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