Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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