Christians are straight up FREAKS
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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