What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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