they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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