i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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