it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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