Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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