he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Couch. On fire.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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