16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Less talking, more tequila
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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