What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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