i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
She's the barista slut.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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