You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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