Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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