he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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