That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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