Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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