been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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