i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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