I wanna passion pit in your ass
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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