Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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