Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize
