Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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