there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Bring me that man meat
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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