R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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